Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
I was born to be a pessimist.
My blood type is B Negative.
A double negative forms a positive.
In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.
Yeah . . .right.
My wife told me to stop making camera puns. I said she should stop focusing on the negatives and develop a sense of humour!
She left me in a flash…
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And remember, two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.
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Brilliant!
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