Joke of the Day: Magic

I knew I was destined to be a psychologist, not a magician when I pulled a habit out of a rat.

I come from a family of entertainers, my dad was a failed magician. I’ve also got two half-sisters

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.

First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them all together with some Parmesan and olive oil.

Then… hey… pesto!

For my next magic trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.

Drum roll please…

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.

What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

He went down the road and turned into a field.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hoodini.

I showed a mime a magic trick.

He was speechless.

Son, remember these two magic words. They will open up the doors in your life:

Push and Pull.

How many magicians does it take to do magic?

Just one will do the trick.

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