Writing Jokes

Stuck in a writer’s block of boredom? Feeling the urge to pun-ish yourself with bad jokes? Welcome to the Scribbler’s Sanctuary of Silliness, your one-stop shop for humor related to the written word! We’ve got everything from groan-worthy puns about grammar to hilarious one-liners about the struggles of writer’s block. Whether you’re a seasoned author or a keyboard warrior just starting out, we’ve got jokes that capture the frustrations, triumphs, and sheer absurdity of the writing life. So, grab your metaphorical quill (or your laptop), unleash your inner critic (of bad jokes, that is!), and get ready to ink some laughter onto your funny bone!

I bought a new thesaurus today.

It’s nothing to write house about.

I dreamt I had to write my own epitaph.

That’s a grave sign.

I went on a trip to a postcard factory last week.

It was OK. Nothing to write home about.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

There’s no point.

For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid.

Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

I write songs about sewing machines.

I’m a singer songwriter…

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.

“Try Sarah Topps,” she replied…

I started composing a song for Spandau Ballet, but then I found it hard to write the next line.

When I left home, my mum said “Don’t forget to write”.

I thought, “That’s unlikely”… It’s a basic skill, isn’t it….

If today has taught me three things, it’s that I should write more stuff down and two other things.

My wife asked me to bring her something hard to write on.

I don’t know why she got so mad at me. It’s pretty hard to write on sand.

My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I guess she’ll have to flip a coin. Heads or tales.

I’m going to write a novel set on an allotment…

I just need to find a decent plot…

I have been trying to write a new pizza joke but I can’t work out the delivery…

And there’s more…

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