In order to make a relationship work you have to make a lot of sacrifices….
Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water….
I think he meant well.
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.
I spotted Ronnie O’Sullivan at the garden centre yesterday.
I think he was eyeing up a plant…
Q) How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?
A) Hide their spades.
I asked my wife to pick 6 stems of asparagus from the garden.
She came back with 7.
The last one is just a spare I guess.
I bought a ‘self-assembly’ bird table last week…
I put it in the garden and they haven’t even opened the box yet!
A gambling gardener usually hedges his bets.
Now we are into November, I’ve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music.
Is this the winter of my disco tent?
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I love the bird table joke, Andrew. It made me giggle 😂.
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Me too .. how are you Ellie?
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Hi Andrew. Thanks for asking. I’m well, thank you, although somewhat tired as I’ve spent most of the day trying to catch up with my coursework. It still needs polishing, but I’m too tired to finish it tonight. It’s a piece of fiction. I may consider sharing it on my blog if I ever get it finished and if I’m ever happy with it. It’s rather long, though. Having spent all day writing, I’ve now got loads of blogs to catch up with. Hope you are well, too 😊.
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What coursework have you got, Ellie? Is it an exam course?
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Hi, Andrew. Believe it or not, it’s a writing course. I’ve had the same tutor for five courses now (each is six weeks.) And for all that, I still get writer’s block! I guess that happens to all writers from time to time. I hope you are well today.
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Ah we all get write’s block. I go online and use a 3 word random generator to get my mind to work in different ways!
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That’s interesting, Andrew. Do you use any particular website for this or do you just Google it? Thanks.
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Hi Ellie …. this is waht I use … https://randomwordgenerator.com/
Hope it helps!
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Thanks, Andrew. I will take a look at that later today. With a bit of luck, it will spark off some ideas for my writing when I’m stuck.
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