Friday’s facile fanfare of fake fairwells ….

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Hey, I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s..

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day in my fort.

Just come back from the London Marathon after-race party… I was hoping to see lots of famous celebrities, but all I saw were loads of b listers…


Sir Paul McCartney has been disqualified from The London Marathon.

He was banned on the run…

I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow.

It’s my first day, so they’ll just be showing me the ropes…

I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…

He’s certainly a shorn canary…

I’ve opened up a shop selling uncaged birds.

They are flying off the shelves!

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I’d come in fourth so I wouldn’t have to walk up to the…

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