Ladies, some advice, if he doesn’t appreciate fruit puns…
You need to let that mango.
I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle…
She smelt like a cricket bat.
After all these years, I’m finally ready to confess.
I let the dogs out.
Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men…
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so.
I’m fed up with my mates, three times now they’ve agreed to go to a Whitesnake gig with me & then not showed up.
Here I go again on my own!
The condition of the man who was mauled at the Teddy bear’s picnic is said to be improving but he’s not out of the woods yet!
When I checked into my hotel I asked about the TV in my room.
“Is the porn channel disabled”?
No I was told, “It’s normal…
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