If you’re being chased by a swarm of bees, try politely explaining that you’re not a flower.
This may not stop the bees, but it’ll give bystanders something to talk about at lunch.
Bonus points if you wave your arms like petals and shout, “Photosynthesis isn’t even my thing!” as you sprint into a duck pond.
Now, is this advice helpful? Absolutely not.
But is it memorable? You bet your pollen-covered picnic basket it is.
The truth is, sometimes in life you just have to commit fully to the absurdity of the moment. And possibly to antihistamines.
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