Advice of the Day: The Emergency Banana

There are times in life — bus delays, passive-aggressive emails, surprise toddlers — when your grip on serenity begins to slip. That’s when you reach into your coat pocket… and produce the emergency banana.

The Sage believes that preparedness isn’t just about lists and umbrellas. It’s about fruit-based reassurance. A banana is nature’s way of saying, “You’ve got this,” but in a squishy, biodegradable format.

Keeping a banana in every coat ensures you’re always one mildly bruised snack away from composure. True, it may confuse dry cleaners. But greatness always comes with a whiff of mystery.

So stock your pockets wisely. You never know when the world will need potassium-based wisdom.

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