Advice of the Day: Strategic Toast Deployment

“Never enter a serious conversation
without at least one slice of toast.
It adds gravity.”

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Advice of the Day: Strategic Toast Deployment

The Sage believes every conversation — whether about rent, romance, or raccoons in the loft — benefits from the presence of toast.

Why toast? Because it says, “I am nourished. I am grounded. I mean business.” Try delivering bad news without it, and you’ll feel adrift. Try delivering it with toast in one hand and you’ll seem both wise and vaguely intimidating.

Preferably buttered, though jam is acceptable for family meetings.

True, this may result in crumbs down your jumper and people asking, “Why are you holding toast?” But remember: power often comes disguised as confusion.

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