Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine

Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine

“Always wear odd socks on Tuesdays.
It keeps your enemies guessing.”

It’s often said that confidence comes from within. The Sage, however, insists it comes from below the ankle.

Today’s advice is simple: wear odd socks on Tuesdays. Why? Because Tuesdays are tricky. They lull you into thinking they’re just a day. But secretly, they’re plotting.

Wearing odd socks won’t protect you from anything. But it does radiate a sense of unpredictability. People will think you know something they don’t. That you’re part of a secret society. That you’ve lost your laundry basket in a cosmic bet.

The Sage reminds us: power isn’t about having the answers. It’s about wearing mismatched footwear with authority.


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