“If you suspect your houseplants are gossiping about you,
change their positions weekly to keep them off balance.”
We’ve all felt it — that rustling just out of earshot. That suspicious lean towards the kitchen when you enter the room. Your spider plant looks innocent, but it knows. And your peace lily hasn’t been peaceful in weeks.
The Sage recommends swift action. Rotate them. Relocate them. Shuffle the schefflera. Startle the succulents. Keep them guessing.
By changing their positions weekly, you assert dominance, sow confusion, and — most importantly — remind them who pays for the watering can. This method has the added benefit of cardio, confusion, and complete detachment from reality.
Ideal.
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