“Always carry an inflatable paddleboard.
You never know when the High Street
might suddenly become a river.”
With flash floods, climate weirdness, and that one dodgy storm drain near the bakery, today’s advice is all about being spontaneously buoyant. The Sage recommends carrying an inflatable paddleboard at all times—preferably colour-coordinated with your umbrella and sense of panic.
This tip may not keep you dry, employed, or sane, but it will ensure you’re the most prepared person to escape from a soggy Greggs in style.
Remember: fortune favours the floaty.
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