“To save water during summer hosepipe bans,
try watering your garden with interpretive dance.”
As the great hosepipe ban looms like a soggy sword of Damocles over the British summer, we turn to The Sage for guidance. And he delivers.
Instead of using water like a commoner, simply pirouette around your parched petunias and twirl past your thirsty turf. Let your jazz hands nourish the begonias. Let your dramatic lunges hydrate the hydrangeas.
Will it help the plants? Absolutely not.
Will it confuse the neighbours? Almost certainly.
But in the spirit of conservation and spectacle, it’s the thought that counts.
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