Advice: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’”
There’s something undeniably efficient about bypassing paperwork in favour of a visual demonstration. The Sage recommends the mirror method for its sheer simplicity: no plastic cards to lose, no signatures to forge — just you, your face, and a portable reflective truth machine.
While traditional authorities may frown upon this approach, it offers a philosophical statement as well as a practical one. “What better proof of existence than one’s own reflection?” asks The Sage, moments before being politely escorted from the premises. It’s ID that never expires, never needs renewal, and works equally well for humans and particularly vain cats.
However, this advice does come with a caution: be prepared for follow-up questions such as “Do you have anything with your address on it?” Mirrors, sadly, are less helpful there — unless you’ve written your postcode across your forehead in marker pen.
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