Advice: “Always win at hide and seek by moving house during the game.”
Explanation: The Sage has discovered the ultimate strategy for those who simply cannot bear the humiliation of being “found.” Forget cupboards, wardrobes, or under the stairs — true mastery of hide and seek lies in the logistics of a full-scale house move while your opponent counts to ten.
Admittedly, this approach requires some commitment. Removal vans, estate agents, and a new forwarding address may be considered by some as “excessive.” But what is a little upheaval compared to the glory of remaining undiscovered indefinitely? Victory, after all, has no fixed postcode.
While critics may say this ruins the spirit of the game, The Sage insists it actually elevates it. Hide and seek becomes not a children’s pastime, but a lifelong lifestyle choice. The only risk is forgetting where you now live — but then, that only makes you harder to find.
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