Advice: “Keep burglars away by filling your house with Lego bricks.”
The Sage has always believed the best security systems are the simplest. Forget high-tech alarms and CCTV cameras — a carpet of Lego bricks provides unbeatable protection. After all, what intruder could make it more than three steps without crying out in agony and retreating in defeat?
This ingenious strategy doesn’t just deter burglars; it also keeps unwanted guests, salespeople, and even the occasional overconfident neighbour at bay. The true brilliance lies in its affordability — a one-off investment in Lego becomes a lifetime of barefoot security. The only real risk is accidentally trapping yourself in your own home.
Of course, critics argue this method is impractical, messy, and likely to upset visiting grandchildren. The Sage remains unfazed. “No pain, no gain,” he says — usually while hopping on one foot after forgetting where he put the red bricks.
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