Advice: Save water by showering in the neighbour’s garden sprinkler.
The Sage believes that wisdom is all about efficiency — though his definition of “efficient” often raises eyebrows. Why waste perfectly good hot water at home when the neighbour’s sprinkler system provides a refreshing, if somewhat chilly, alternative? Bonus points if the sprinkler rotates — that’s full-body coverage.
Of course, this method does come with a few challenges. Timing is key: you must catch the sprinkler mid-cycle, avoid curious stares from neighbours, and resist the urge to shampoo the petunias. Still, the savings on water bills could be immense — and you may even boost local morale by turning a dull Tuesday into street entertainment.
As always, The Sage insists that true wisdom lies in rethinking the ordinary. After all, what better way to unite a community than the shared memory of their eccentric neighbour lathering up by the rose bushes?
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