Advice: Impress your boss by replying to every email with interpretive dance.
The Sage knows that the modern workplace is drowning in emails — thousands of them, pinging away like digital gnats. His solution? Cut through the noise with something unforgettable. Nothing says “I’m engaged” quite like a spontaneous pirouette in the middle of the office when HR emails about policy updates.
Admittedly, this approach may not be universally welcomed. Some colleagues may struggle to interpret the significance of your dramatic leap in response to “Please find attached the spreadsheet.” Others may be moved to tears. Either way, you’ll never be accused of being boring or unoriginal in your communication.
The Sage insists that true wisdom is about standing out — and what better way than jazz hands in a board meeting? Besides, while words can be misinterpreted, a well-timed interpretive dance speaks directly to the soul… even if it leaves IT support deeply confused.
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