Advice: Save on washing powder by only buying clothes that match gravy stains.
The Sage has always been a practical man — at least in theory. His latest tip is aimed squarely at the eternal struggle between laundry and dinner. Why waste time scrubbing stains when you can embrace them as part of your look? A rich brown splatter is no disaster if your entire outfit is already gravy-coloured.
This strategy has the added benefit of freeing up cupboard space. No more separating “good” shirts from “eating” shirts — every garment is both. You’ll glide effortlessly from Sunday roast to boardroom meeting, secure in the knowledge that no one can tell whether that patch is fashion or dinner.
Of course, there are drawbacks. Summer wardrobes may become oppressively beige, and anyone attempting to match Bolognese stains may find themselves trapped in shades of orange for life. Still, The Sage insists that confidence is the best accessory — and nothing says confidence like a gravy-proof wardrobe.
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