Advice: Avoid losing your house keys by swallowing them every morning and waiting for nature to return them.
The Sage has finally solved the age-old problem of misplacing keys — by putting them somewhere you definitely won’t forget. True, this system comes with certain dietary drawbacks and awkward explanations at the doctor’s office, but you’ll never be locked out again (at least not for long).
Admittedly, this approach raises practical concerns. For instance: how many spare sets can one person comfortably ingest? And what happens when the locksmith asks where you’ve been keeping them? Still, The Sage insists that any method guaranteeing key retrieval — however circuitous — must be considered a success.
Besides, he argues, wisdom is about thinking outside the box… or in this case, inside the digestive tract. Just don’t ask him to jingle his pockets.
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