Advice: Save money on hair gel by sticking your head out of a car window at 70mph.
The Sage is always looking for thrifty alternatives, though they often come with side effects. This one guarantees a wind-swept look that no salon can rival — the kind of hairstyle that screams “rebellion” and “possibly mild concussion.”
True, this tip may ruffle more than just your hair. Bugs, road dust, and the occasional startled pedestrian may all leave their mark. But think of the savings on mousse, gel, and pomade! Besides, there’s no stronger hold than the force of a motorway crosswind.
As always, The Sage insists wisdom lies in seeing opportunity where others see nonsense. Where one person sees danger, he sees a free blow-dry — and a hairstyle that can only be described as “apocalyptic chic.”
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