Advice of the Day: Half a Smile

Advice: Save on toothpaste by only smiling with half your mouth.

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The Sage insists that thriftiness is all about finding creative ways to cut corners. In this case, he suggests cutting your smile in half. Not only does this reduce toothpaste consumption by 50%, but it also gives you a mysterious, lopsided air — part Mona Lisa, part dental experiment.

Of course, there are drawbacks. Friends may wonder why you’re suddenly grinning like a pirate, and dentists may stage interventions. But The Sage assures us that wisdom often looks strange at first — especially when delivered through a crooked smirk.

Besides, what’s the point of a full grin when half will do? The Sage reminds us that frugality and eccentricity often go hand in hand — or in this case, tooth in tooth.

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