Advice: Never run out of loo roll by installing a printer in the bathroom.
The Sage prides himself on being a man of innovation — and occasional plumbing disasters. His latest revelation solves one of life’s oldest anxieties: running out of toilet paper. Simply connect a high-speed printer, load it with A4, and let technology take care of your hygiene needs.
Admittedly, there are… complications. Paper jams are now far more personal. Ink cartridges become a matter of health and safety. And explaining this system to guests can lead to emergency plumbing visits and lifelong confusion. But, as The Sage says, progress always comes with smudges.
It’s a perfect reminder that wisdom and madness often share the same bathroom.
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