Advice: Tired of losing socks? Sleep in the washing machine.
The Sage has long wrestled with one of life’s great mysteries: the vanishing sock. Philosophers have pondered the meaning of existence, but few have questioned where the left sock goes after a spin cycle. The Sage’s solution is simple — join the journey.
By spending the night in the washing machine, you not only keep your socks safe but also emerge refreshed, gently tumbled, and faintly lemon-scented. It’s a bold lifestyle choice that combines minimalism, mindfulness, and mild hypothermia.
While critics warn of the practical dangers, The Sage insists the true spin happens within.
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