Advice: Save money on holidays by closing your eyes and pretending you’re abroad.
The Sage’s latest travel tip comes from years of avoiding airports, luggage fees, and sunscreen. Why bother with long queues, lost passports, or aggressive seagulls when paradise is just an eyelid away?
He recommends beginning your “trip” by closing your eyes, turning on a fan for that authentic sea breeze, and asking a friend to overcharge you for an ice cream. For the full experience, misplace your luggage somewhere in the house and shout at yourself in another language.
As The Sage wisely notes, “It’s not where you go that matters — it’s how little it costs to stay there.”
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