“No torch on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.”
The Sage
Modern life is full of little inconveniences, and The Sage believes each one deserves an equally ridiculous solution. His latest gem: “No torch on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.” Simple, effective, and only slightly catastrophic if taken literally.
According to The Sage, light is just light — so why should we let physics get in the way of a good idea? By capturing the sun at its brightest, you’re essentially downloading daylight. Sure, scientists will argue about how “that’s not how light works,” but they said the same thing about rubbing onions on your feet to cure colds, and look how that turned out.
Of course, practical results may vary. Some users report minimal illumination, while others experience mild existential crises about the futility of technology. Still, The Sage insists it’s better than nothing — and far safer than trying to light your way with a flaming napkin again.
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