“You should never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.”
The Sage has met many professionals in his long, occasionally smoke-filled life, but none have concerned him quite as much as the eyebrowless electrician. His warning today is simple, practical, and based on several alarming personal experiences: “You should never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.”
According to The Sage, eyebrows are not merely decorative; they are a record. A history. A warning label, if you will. The absence of eyebrows on an electrician suggests one of two things: a mysterious genetic quirk, or, considerably more likely, a recent disagreement with 240 volts. Either way, The Sage insists this is not the person you want rewiring your fuse box, your cooker, or anything connected to the national grid.
He recommends a simple rule of thumb: if your electrician turns up looking surprised all the time, take it as a sign. Politely decline, back away slowly, and choose someone whose facial features still indicate they’ve survived their previous jobs. Remember — electricians should leave wires smoking, not their own faces.
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This one is hilarious, Dear Sage 🤣🤣🤣
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Thanks Mike!
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