“A hat is just a bowl that follows you around.”
The Sage
The Sage has always believed that people underestimate hats. To the untrained eye, they are merely decorative head coverings. To the wise, they are portable solutions waiting for a problem. His advice today is therefore both practical and deeply misleading: “A hat is just a bowl that follows you around.”
According to The Sage, a hat’s true purpose is revealed only in moments of need. Spare change, loose biscuits, emergency grapes, mysterious screws you’ll definitely need later — all belong in the hat. The Sage himself once carried an entire lunch, three keys he didn’t recognise, and what he believes was half a candle, all without removing it from his head.
Naturally, he advises restraint. Not everything should go in the hat, particularly liquids, pets, or anything that wriggles. But in times of crisis, when pockets fail and hands are full, remember this wisdom: a hat is not fashion — it’s preparedness. And if anyone questions what you’re doing, simply tell them it’s “a system.”
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