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Apprentice Nicknames

My friend Mike in Australia heard some hilarious breakfast radio last week.  In Australia, especially building sites, apprentice. workers often give each other nicknames.  Sometimes really cruel, but also funny. Sensor Light – he only works when someone walks past. Noodles – he reckons every job takes 2 minutes. The Olympic flame – coz heContinue reading “Apprentice Nicknames”

This Day in History: August 29th

Here are 10 interesting historical events that took place on August 29th: I hope you find these events interesting! Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanksContinue reading “This Day in History: August 29th”

Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tram transit of tasty tarts …

Played football last night on a pitch surfaced with rubble and broken bricks. We won 3-1 on aggregate. A lorry has spilled its load of bricks over the road. Police say queues are building. I got some barbeque-flavoured crisps. They taste of bricks and mesh. How do you hire a horse? Put a brick underContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tram transit of tasty tarts …”

This Day in History: August 15th

Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on August 15th: These events showcase the diversity of historical occurrences that have taken place on August 15th, spanning from ancient battles to modern achievements in space exploration. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for justContinue reading “This Day in History: August 15th”

The Sage and the Cotton Bud

In a land where wisdom reigns so grand,Lived an old Sage with tales unplanned.His beard flowed down like a river’s bend,A wise old soul, a lifelong friend. One morn he rose from his slumber deep,From dreams of stars and secrets to keep.He searched his bed with a furrowed brow,For a cotton bud that had wanderedContinue reading “The Sage and the Cotton Bud”

This Day in History: August 11th

Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on August 11th: These events span a wide range of historical and cultural significance, showcasing the diversity of occurrences on August 11th throughout history. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I willContinue reading “This Day in History: August 11th”

Advice of the Day: Shoes

Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day. The premise “SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day” is often used humorously or as a playful exaggeration. It’s a bit of a lighthearted expression that takes a common-sense idea to an extreme and humorous conclusion. The idea is notContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Shoes”

Joke of the Day: Friday’s factory fabrication of fish flavoured fries …

I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of perfume with a sign saying “out of odour”. Sting has launched an aromatherapy range. It’s a massage in a bottle. I saw someone holding a pair of shoes to his ears. Apparently, he was listening to sole music. AfterContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s factory fabrication of fish flavoured fries …”