What goes “booo, booo, booo”? A cow with a cold. Why do cows have hooves rather than feet? Because they lactose. What goes “oom, oom”? A cow walking backwards. How did the farmer find his missing cow? He tractor down. Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going toContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s weather worn windbreaker with worst wellingtons”
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This Day in History: October 13th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on October 13th: 54 AD – Roman Emperor Claudius I Dies: Claudius I, one of the early Roman emperors, died under mysterious circumstances, and his stepson Nero succeeded him. 1307 – Knights Templar Arrested: King Philip IV of France ordered the arrest of the Knights Templar,Continue reading “This Day in History: October 13th”
Thought of the Day: Sky shape
What shape is the sky? The sky does not have a specific shape. It is the expanse of space that appears above the Earth’s surface. The appearance of the sky can change depending on various factors, including the time of day, weather conditions, and geographic location. During the day, the sky often appears to beContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Sky shape”
Joke of the Day: Friday’s fabulous factory of funky funlines
What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass? Phil. Midwives deserve a lot of respect. They really help people out. I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toast. It was then I realized… …I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast. They callContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s fabulous factory of funky funlines”
This Day in History: October 12th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on October 12th: 1492 – Columbus Reaches the Americas: Christopher Columbus made landfall in the Bahamas, marking the beginning of European exploration and the Age of Discovery in the Americas. 1773 – America’s First Insane Asylum Opens: The first mental hospital in the United States, theContinue reading “This Day in History: October 12th”
Thought of the Day: Travel and Transport
Why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? The use of “get on” or “get into” when referring to different modes of transportation is primarily a matter of convention, and it is influenced by the nature of the transportation and how people typically interact with it. Here’s whyContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Travel and Transport”
Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….
Should I be worried that my children are in the other room quietly reading through the “S” entries of the dictionary? I think they’re up to something. I’ve been reading a book about the history of paper towels… It’s absolutely absorbing… Thieves who stole three tonnes of tarmac are believed to currently be in hiding.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….”
This Day in History: October 9th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on October 9th: 1000 – Leif Erikson Day: According to the Norse sagas, this is the day when Leif Erikson, a Norse explorer, and his crew are believed to have landed in North America, making them some of the first known Europeans to do so. 1635Continue reading “This Day in History: October 9th”
Thought of the Day: New People
Why are elderly people often called “old people” but children are never called “new people”? The terminology used for different age groups can be influenced by historical and cultural factors, as well as societal perceptions and norms. There are a few reasons why elderly people are often referred to as “old people,” while children areContinue reading “Thought of the Day: New People”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….
Please remember, for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are currently thousands of tea biscuits living in poverty… My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators. We clicked straight away. If you don’t sniff the air and go ‘Ooh – someone’s having a barbecue!’, are you even British?! Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….”
