Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
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Advice of the Day — DIY Immersive Experience
A DIY “immersive experience” with a comic twist: pour sand on your living room floor, play seagull noises and call it a beach holiday. The Sage proves you don’t need VR to feel transported.
Advice of the Day: Hosepipe Bans
Faced with a summer hosepipe ban? The Sage offers a gloriously useless solution: water your garden with interpretive dance. A whimsical and utterly ineffective bit of advice for drought season. Stay dry, stay twirling.
Advice of the Day: Paddleboards
As weather chaos looms, The Sage offers this hilariously useless tip: carry an inflatable paddleboard—just in case your local High Street turns into Venice. One part wisdom, three parts waterproof nonsense.
Advice of the Day: The Unfiltered Reply Strategy
AI-generated messages are everywhere. The Sage recommends writing your reply by hand, then translating it digitally with emojis. It’s absurd—and surprisingly authentic.
Advice of the Day: The Generous Tip
Aldi’s wage rise got you thinking? Sage says: start tipping £5—and charge £10. A whimsical twist on generosity and capitalism—perfect for the moment, lightly absurd, and very tweetable.
Advice of the Day: The Reel‑Ready Reaction
In the age of Reels and Shorts, the Sage recommends preparing for your close-up. Next time someone says, “Can you hear me?”, tap record and strike a pose. You may never post it—but your swagger will thank you.
Advice of the Day: The AI Voice Scam Countermove
With AI voice scams on the rise, the Sage suggests an unconventional trick: answer with a duck quack. If they don’t pause or hang up, congrats—you’ve just exposed a faker.
Advice of the Day: Plant-Based Paranoia
Today’s advice from The Sage is perfect for the overly imaginative: if your houseplants are gossiping about you, confuse them by rotating their positions weekly. Amusingly impractical, beautifully unhelpful.
Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine
The Sage advises odd socks on Tuesdays — not for comfort, but for mystery. Today’s advice celebrates the unsettling power of mismatched ankles and the quiet confidence of chaotic dressing.
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