Today’s Quote of the Day from philosopher Anne Teak: “Time flies when you’re having fun — but it taxis very slowly when you’re waiting for the kettle to boil.” A witty reflection on how joy speeds time up, while impatience slows it to a crawl.
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Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Memory
Today’s Quote of the Day comes from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “History is written by the victors, but remembered by the ones who can’t find their glasses.” A witty reflection on how memory shapes truth, with Anne’s signature mix of historical perspective and gentle absurdity.
Quote of the Day: Eric Shinn on Patience
Today’s Quote of the Day comes from philosopher Eric Shinn: “Patience is a virtue — mostly because it takes so long to learn.” A tongue-in-cheek reflection on the slow art of waiting, reminding us that impatience is just a sign you’re still learning patience.
Quote of the Day: Lost and Found
A new whimsical Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Eric Shinn: “If you can’t find yourself, try looking under the sofa cushions. That’s where most things turn up.” Light-hearted wisdom reminding us that life’s answers may be hiding in the most mundane — and crumb-filled — places.
Quote of the Day: Humility’s Horizon
A new Quote of the Day from philosopher Eric Shinn: “True humility is not in shrinking from greatness—it’s in recognizing how much there still is to rise to.” Humility here is motivation, not retreat—an awareness that the path ahead always holds more to discover.
Quote of the Day: Lost at sea?
Noah Clooney riffs on navigating life’s oceans: “I’m never lost at sea. It’s the shore that doesn’t know where to find me.” A wry nod to his maritime philosophy, it challenges our usual ideas about being adrift.
Quote of the Day: Patience
Noah Clooney’s witty reflection on patience turns the virtue into a theatrical act. It’s not about inner peace—it’s about looking calm while your soul simmers. A perfect quote for anyone who’s ever waited too long with clenched teeth.
Quote of the Day: Chasing Meaning
Noah Clooney reflects on the human tendency to chase meaning—only to freeze when we find it. This wry observation from the New England philosopher reminds us that purpose often arrives unannounced, and rarely as expected.
Quote of the Day — Living in the moment
In this darkly funny quote, Noah Clooney explores the futility of trying to live in the now—especially when the now doesn’t want anything to do with you. Existential humour at its finest.
Quote of the Day — Noah Clooney
Noah Clooney reminds us that even the smallest acts—like pulling out a chair—can speak volumes about hope, absurdity, and unfinished purpose. A quote that leaves room for more.
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