The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the perilous task of choosing swimwear. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces practicality with chaos—offering a counter-intuitive approach guaranteed to attract attention, confusion, and possibly intervention from concerned lifeguards.
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Advice of the Day: Choosing a Football Team to Support
The Wise Sage offers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the perilous decision of choosing a football team to support. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces logic with chaos—delivering a counter-intuitive approach that guarantees confusion, misplaced loyalty, and a lifetime of questionable sporting decisions.
Advice of the Day: Where to Keep Your Change
The Wise Sage returns with another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the mystery of loose change. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces organisation with chaos—offering a counter-intuitive approach to storing coins that ensures they are always somewhere… just rarely where you need them.
Advice of the Day: Feeding the Ducks
The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the deceptively simple task of feeding ducks. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces gentle feeding with chaos, drama, and questionable snack choices—offering a counter-intuitive approach that may leave you followed, judged, or mildly outnumbered.
This Day in History: 7 May 1740
John Sawney was executed on 7 May 1740 for robbing Sarah Cockram of her cloak in Drury Lane. A former sailor turned soldier, his life spiralled into crime and drink. Captured moments after the theft, he was convicted and sentenced to death in a stark example of 18th-century justice
This Day in History – 22 April 1789
In 1789, servant Sarah Natchell was accused of stealing over £45 from Bartholomew Coffee House in West Smithfield. Though only convicted of stealing tea-cloths, the betrayal of household trust earned her a harsh sentence: seven years’ transportation to New South Wales aboard the Lady Juliana.
This Day in History: April 14th, 1860
In 1860, a routine police check in Marylebone turned violent when two men brutally attacked Constable Thomas Bell with life-preservers. Mistaking them for help, he was struck down and left bleeding in the street. Both attackers were later captured and sentenced to eight years’ penal servitude.
This Day in History: 7 April 1725
In 1725, Mary Hanson was convicted of murdering her brother-in-law, Francis Peters, during a drunken domestic dispute in St Katherine’s, London. With no prior quarrel or motive, the case shocked contemporaries and stands as a stark example of how sudden violence could lead swiftly to execution in 18th-century England.
This Day in History: 2 April 1788
n 1788, tailor David Clary was convicted of deliberately setting fire to his own home in London—triggering a blaze that endangered neighbouring properties. With no direct witnesses, the case relied entirely on circumstantial evidence, revealing one of the earliest and most striking examples of suspected insurance fraud.
Retirement Jokes
Enjoy a fun collection of retirement jokes filled with light hearted humour about life after work. From endless free time to forgetting the day of the week, these jokes capture the joys of retirement. Perfect for sharing, relaxing, and celebrating the freedom and funny moments that come with leaving the workplace behind.
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