The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the deceptively simple task of feeding ducks. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces gentle feeding with chaos, drama, and questionable snack choices—offering a counter-intuitive approach that may leave you followed, judged, or mildly outnumbered.
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This Day in History: 7 May 1740
John Sawney was executed on 7 May 1740 for robbing Sarah Cockram of her cloak in Drury Lane. A former sailor turned soldier, his life spiralled into crime and drink. Captured moments after the theft, he was convicted and sentenced to death in a stark example of 18th-century justice
This Day in History – 22 April 1789
In 1789, servant Sarah Natchell was accused of stealing over £45 from Bartholomew Coffee House in West Smithfield. Though only convicted of stealing tea-cloths, the betrayal of household trust earned her a harsh sentence: seven years’ transportation to New South Wales aboard the Lady Juliana.
This Day in History: April 14th, 1860
In 1860, a routine police check in Marylebone turned violent when two men brutally attacked Constable Thomas Bell with life-preservers. Mistaking them for help, he was struck down and left bleeding in the street. Both attackers were later captured and sentenced to eight years’ penal servitude.
This Day in History: 7 April 1725
In 1725, Mary Hanson was convicted of murdering her brother-in-law, Francis Peters, during a drunken domestic dispute in St Katherine’s, London. With no prior quarrel or motive, the case shocked contemporaries and stands as a stark example of how sudden violence could lead swiftly to execution in 18th-century England.
This Day in History: 2 April 1788
n 1788, tailor David Clary was convicted of deliberately setting fire to his own home in London—triggering a blaze that endangered neighbouring properties. With no direct witnesses, the case relied entirely on circumstantial evidence, revealing one of the earliest and most striking examples of suspected insurance fraud.
Retirement Jokes
Enjoy a fun collection of retirement jokes filled with light hearted humour about life after work. From endless free time to forgetting the day of the week, these jokes capture the joys of retirement. Perfect for sharing, relaxing, and celebrating the freedom and funny moments that come with leaving the workplace behind.
Old People Jokes
Enjoy a light hearted collection of old people jokes filled with classic humour, ageing gags, and relatable moments. From forgetfulness to creaky joints, these jokes celebrate growing older with a smile. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and embracing the funny side of age with gentle, timeless comedy for everyone to enjoy.
100+ One-Liner Jokes
Enjoy a huge collection of 100 plus one liner jokes packed with quick wit, classic humour, and clever wordplay. These short jokes deliver instant laughs without long setups, making them perfect for sharing and remembering. Ideal for anyone who loves sharp comedy and fast punchlines that always hit the mark.
Office Jokes
Enjoy a brilliant collection of office jokes packed with workplace humour, meeting mishaps, and email chaos. From printers to colleagues, these jokes capture the everyday reality of office life with a light hearted twist. Perfect for sharing, procrastinating, and laughing your way through another day at the office.
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