The Wise Sage returns with another spectacularly unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” tackling the delicate art of comforting someone who is crying. His solution? Ask whether it’s because of their haircut. In classic Viz Top Tips style, this absurd guide demonstrates how one badly chosen question can transform emotional support into an entirely new crisis.
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Advice of the Day: Pulling Dad’s Finger
The Wise Sage delivers another hilariously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” warning children everywhere never to pull Dad’s finger—no matter how convincing he sounds. Packed with childish humour, family nostalgia and classic Viz Top Tips-style absurdity, this guide celebrates one of the oldest practical jokes ever inflicted on unsuspecting youngsters.
Advice of the Day: Picking Things Up
The Wise Sage returns with another gloriously unhelpful “Advice of the Day,” explaining why you should never rush to pick up something you’ve dropped. In true Viz Top Tips style, this absurd guide suggests that patient staring and strategic awkwardness are all you need to persuade complete strangers to do the bending for you.
Advice of the Day: The Wisdom of Crowds
The Wise Sage returns with another “Advice of the Day,” exploring why common sense often disappears when large groups get together. Blending genuine wisdom with classic Viz Top Tips absurdity, this humorous guide examines crowds, questionable decisions and why following everyone else is sometimes the worst idea imaginable.
Advice of the Day: Choosing Swimwear
The Wise Sage delivers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the perilous task of choosing swimwear. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces practicality with chaos—offering a counter-intuitive approach guaranteed to attract attention, confusion, and possibly intervention from concerned lifeguards.
Advice of the Day: Choosing a Football Team to Support
The Wise Sage offers another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the perilous decision of choosing a football team to support. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces logic with chaos—delivering a counter-intuitive approach that guarantees confusion, misplaced loyalty, and a lifetime of questionable sporting decisions.
Advice of the Day: Where to Keep Your Change
The Wise Sage returns with another absurd “Advice of the Day,” this time tackling the mystery of loose change. In true Viz Top Tips style, this humorous guide replaces organisation with chaos—offering a counter-intuitive approach to storing coins that ensures they are always somewhere… just rarely where you need them.
Retirement Jokes
Enjoy a fun collection of retirement jokes filled with light hearted humour about life after work. From endless free time to forgetting the day of the week, these jokes capture the joys of retirement. Perfect for sharing, relaxing, and celebrating the freedom and funny moments that come with leaving the workplace behind.
Old People Jokes
Enjoy a light hearted collection of old people jokes filled with classic humour, ageing gags, and relatable moments. From forgetfulness to creaky joints, these jokes celebrate growing older with a smile. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and embracing the funny side of age with gentle, timeless comedy for everyone to enjoy.
100+ One-Liner Jokes
Enjoy a huge collection of 100 plus one liner jokes packed with quick wit, classic humour, and clever wordplay. These short jokes deliver instant laughs without long setups, making them perfect for sharing and remembering. Ideal for anyone who loves sharp comedy and fast punchlines that always hit the mark.
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