Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Avoid losing your house keys by swallowing them every morning and waiting for nature to return them.” A hilariously impractical solution to a common problem, proving once again that true Sage wisdom lives somewhere between genius and gastrointestinal distress.
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The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Bees
The Sage advises: “If a swarm of bees chases you, just tell them you’re not a flower.” Utterly useless, completely hilarious, and very much on brand.
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