Advice of the Day: Sparks of Suspicion

The Sage offers shocking wisdom: never trust an electrician with no eyebrows. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about safety, sparks, and suspicious grooming.

Advice of the Day: Feline Disaster Prevention

The Sage offers life-saving home-cleaning wisdom: never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about feline chaos, suction, and self-preservation.

Advice of the Day: The Finger of Doom

The Sage issues a vital warning about the world’s oldest dad prank: never pull his finger. A cheeky “Advice of the Day” about survival, flatulence, and generational mischief.

Advice of the Day: Dangerous Observations

The Sage reveals his most survival-focused advice yet: never tell your partner her diet isn’t working. A funny and dangerously relatable “Advice of the Day” on love, honesty, and self-preservation.

Advice of the Day: Anti-Spy Strategy

Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.