Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Always win at hide and seek by moving house during the game.” A wonderfully impractical tip that transforms a simple childhood game into an Olympic-level feat of evasion, perfect for those who prize victory over convenience.
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Thought of the Day: The Judging Kettle
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “A watched kettle never boils… unless it’s judging you.” A playful twist on the old saying, this whimsical musing invites us to imagine kettles as petty kitchen critics — silently timing their boil for maximum comedic effect.
Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your keys by welding them to your car.” This brilliantly impractical tip ensures key security at the expense of convenience — perfect for those who value peace of mind over practicality, and don’t mind explaining themselves to strangers.
Advice of the Day: Mirror ID
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
Advice of the Day: Plant-Based Paranoia
Today’s advice from The Sage is perfect for the overly imaginative: if your houseplants are gossiping about you, confuse them by rotating their positions weekly. Amusingly impractical, beautifully unhelpful.
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