Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” A witty reminder that wisdom, like freshness, is most noticeable by its absence — and often missing in the very places it’s most required.
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The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.
Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.
Quote of the Day: Blurred Lines
Quote of the Day: “I seek clarity in life’s dilemmas because blurriness makes me dizzy.” – Hipatia the Plank, Renaissance philosopher and defender of optical
Advice of the Day: Anti-Spy Strategy
Advice of the Day: “To prove you’re not a spy, begin every conversation by shouting ‘Who are you?!’” A highly questionable tactic from The Sage — use at your own peril.
Quote of the Day: Dairy Deductions
Gouda Renée Descartes once said, “I study philosophy to make sense of my unresolved cheese issues.” A deliciously absurd quote from history’s most misunderstood dairy thinker.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Pigeons
The Sage warns: “If a pigeon offers you financial advice, something may be amiss.” A humorous reminder to question your sources—and maybe the voices in your head.
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