The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.
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Thought of the Day: The Bittersweet Fate of Wheat
Thought of the Day: “Every loaf of bread is a tragic tale of wheat that could have been beer.” A whimsical look at carbs, regret, and the politics of flour.
The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Bees
The Sage advises: “If a swarm of bees chases you, just tell them you’re not a flower.” Utterly useless, completely hilarious, and very much on brand.
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