Thought of the Day: If You Can’t Be Nice… Be Funny

The Sage offers a twist on the old rule: if you can’t say something nice, at least make it funny. Today’s thought celebrates wit, timing, and tactfully sharpened humour.

Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine

The Sage advises odd socks on Tuesdays — not for comfort, but for mystery. Today’s advice celebrates the unsettling power of mismatched ankles and the quiet confidence of chaotic dressing.

Thought of the Day: The Fridge Door Principle

The Sage considers the age-old habit of opening the fridge repeatedly, expecting magic. Today’s thought celebrates the drama of disappointment and the ritual of snack-based hope.

The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day…Thoughts.

Today’s Sage Advice: “If you have a problem, just try not thinking about it.” Sound logic or absolute chaos? Only on The Sage Page.

The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Haircuts

The Sage warns: never ask a barber if you need a haircut. A playful reminder that some advice comes with scissors. Classic tongue-in-cheek wisdom from The Sage Page.