Advice of the Day: Portable Sunlight

The Sage offers a bright idea for dark times: take a photo of the sun and use it as a torch. A hilariously misguided “Advice of the Day” celebrating creativity over common sense.

Thought of the Day: Appendix-Level Adulthood

The Sage reflects: “Being an adult is basically appendix surgery without anaesthesia.” A painfully honest take on modern life, responsibilities, and why we miss nap time.

Advice of the Day: Swim Buddy System

The Wise Sage shares his latest survival tip: swim with a friend to cut your chances of shark attack by 50%! A humorous take on the buddy system with just a hint of moral flexibility. Witty, wise, and only mildly terrifying.