Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “The early worm gets eaten. Sometimes it pays to sleep in.” A humorous twist on the classic proverb, reminding us that rushing ahead isn’t always wise — and sometimes the smartest move is staying in bed a little longer.
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Thought of the Day: Common Sense
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” A witty reminder that wisdom, like freshness, is most noticeable by its absence — and often missing in the very places it’s most required.
Thought of the Day: Snacks and Happiness
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy snacks — which is nearly the same.” A playful reflection on life’s simple pleasures, reminding us that while snacks aren’t enlightenment, they’re often close enough to keep spirits high.
Thought of the Day: The Judging Kettle
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “A watched kettle never boils… unless it’s judging you.” A playful twist on the old saying, this whimsical musing invites us to imagine kettles as petty kitchen critics — silently timing their boil for maximum comedic effect.
Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your keys by welding them to your car.” This brilliantly impractical tip ensures key security at the expense of convenience — perfect for those who value peace of mind over practicality, and don’t mind explaining themselves to strangers.
Advice of the Day: Mirror ID
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
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