Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never oversleep by replacing your pillow with a cactus.” A comically impractical solution to sleeping in, this spiky tip guarantees a wake-up call you’ll never ignore — even if it does mean sacrificing your duvet to the desert.
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Thought of the Day: Wisdom and Glasses
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Wisdom comes with age — so does the inability to find your glasses.” A witty reflection on growing older, reminding us that experience and absent-mindedness often arrive as a package deal — and that laughter is the best way to see clearly through it.
Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Avoid losing your house keys by swallowing them every morning and waiting for nature to return them.” A hilariously impractical solution to a common problem, proving once again that true Sage wisdom lives somewhere between genius and gastrointestinal distress.
Thought of the Day: Common Sense Connection
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “Common sense is like Wi-Fi — everyone assumes they have it until it drops out.” A witty reminder that wisdom is often unreliable, much like a signal bar, and that the moments we lose it are usually the funniest.
Advice of the Day: Crisp Efficiency
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save time peeling potatoes by only eating crisps.” A delightfully impractical culinary hack, this tip suggests skipping the hassle of preparation altogether and embracing the convenience of crisps — wisdom served in a foil packet, with extra crunch.
Advice of the Day: Gravy-Proof Wardrobe
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save on washing powder by only buying clothes that match gravy stains.” A gloriously impractical laundry hack, this tip embraces mess as fashion and proves that sometimes the easiest way to solve a problem is simply to wear it proudly.
Thought of the Day: The Toll Booth of Success
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “The road to success has a toll booth — and I’ve only got coppers.” A witty twist on the journey-to-success cliché, reminding us that ambition often comes with hidden costs — and that sometimes, even small change can keep you moving forward.
Thought of the Day: Blissful Ignorance
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “If ignorance is bliss, then most people must be ecstatic.” A tongue-in-cheek reflection on wisdom and folly, reminding us that perhaps the secret to happiness isn’t knowledge at all — but cheerfully knowing less than you should.
Advice of the Day: Interpretive Replies
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Impress your boss by replying to every email with interpretive dance.” A gloriously impractical workplace tip that replaces spreadsheets with spins, and replies with rhythm — proving once again that the Sage knows how to stand out, even if HR disagrees.
Thought of the Day: Practised Procrastination
Today’s Thought of the Day from The Sage: “If practice makes perfect, then I must be perfect at procrastinating.” A playful reminder that procrastination, while frowned upon, is really just dedication to another kind of mastery — one perfected through years of careful avoidance.
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