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Joke of the Day: Fishing

I went fishing at the weekend and there was this guy splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” “It’s alright, buddy,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway”.

Joke of the Day: Fish

Brighten your day with our ocean‑full of fish jokes! Featuring fin‑spired one‑liners and aquatic wordplay—from puns about scales to punchlines about schools—this fun collection appeals to fish lovers and pun enthusiasts alike.