Advice of the Day: Flood Survival

The Sage offers questionable flood advice: lie flat so the water has nowhere to go. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about floods, confidence, and ignoring common sense.

Advice of the Day: Paddleboards

As weather chaos looms, The Sage offers this hilariously useless tip: carry an inflatable paddleboard—just in case your local High Street turns into Venice. One part wisdom, three parts waterproof nonsense.