As AI trends dominate the headlines, The Sage offers a light-hearted take on machine sentience, chatbot confusion, and the all-too-human act of apologising for your predecessors. A timely chuckle in a tech-filled world.
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Thought of the Day: If You Can’t Be Nice… Be Funny
The Sage offers a twist on the old rule: if you can’t say something nice, at least make it funny. Today’s thought celebrates wit, timing, and tactfully sharpened humour.
Advice of the Day: The Sock Rotation Doctrine
The Sage advises odd socks on Tuesdays — not for comfort, but for mystery. Today’s advice celebrates the unsettling power of mismatched ankles and the quiet confidence of chaotic dressing.
Advice of the Day: Brick in the Briefcase
The Sage shares an unusual tip: carry a brick in your briefcase. You’ll never need it, but it creates an air of mystery, menace, and DIY potential. Ideal for meetings.
Thought of the Day: The Fridge Door Principle
The Sage considers the age-old habit of opening the fridge repeatedly, expecting magic. Today’s thought celebrates the drama of disappointment and the ritual of snack-based hope.
Thought of the Day: The Great Biscuit Misunderstanding
The Sage considers life’s quiet tragedies — like the broken biscuit no one saw. Today’s thought explores the existential weight of crumbling snacks and the emotional chaos found at the bottom of the tin.
Thought of the Day: Socks and the Meaning of Life
The Sage explores life’s tiny triumphs — like finding a sock you didn’t know was missing. Today’s thought celebrates absurd victories and the quiet mysteries of laundry-based enlightenment.
Advice of the Day: The Emergency Banana
The Sage offers practical advice: always carry an emergency banana. It may not solve your problems, but it will confuse your enemies and keep your potassium levels in check. Possibly both.
Advice of the Day: The Hedge Trimmer Gambit
The Sage offers practical advice on how to respond when someone steals your parking space: trim their hedge into something they’ll have to explain to guests. Petty? Absolutely. Effective? Ask the neighbours.
Thought of the Day: Trousers of Destiny
The Sage reflects on doors, destiny, and the universal experience of getting locked out of opportunity. Today’s thought reimagines the classic motivational phrase with a more realistic twist — and a spare key.
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