The Sage offers questionable flood advice: lie flat so the water has nowhere to go. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about floods, confidence, and ignoring common sense.
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Advice of the Day: Self-Checkout Survival
The Sage shares essential modern wisdom: when a self-checkout machine asks for help, stay very still. A funny “Advice of the Day” about technology, suspicion, and survival.
Advice of the Day: Price Comparison
The Sage offers optimistic shopping wisdom: if something is reduced, buy two so you save twice. A funny “Advice of the Day” about discounts, logic, and financial creativity.
Advice of the Day: Queue Wisdom
The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always join the longest queue because it must be popular. A funny “Advice of the Day” about patience, trust, and collective decision-making.
Advice of the Day: Trolley Psychology
The Sage shares his shopping wisdom: always take the biggest trolley so the shopping feels smaller. A funny “Advice of the Day” about perception, psychology, and supermarket self-deception.
Advice of the Day: Professional Standards
The Sage explains true professionalism: a good window cleaner always leaves at least one streak. A funny “Advice of the Day” about expectations, evidence, and human effort.
Advice of the Day: Cold Water Strategy
The Sage shares his swimming wisdom: always wait until everyone else is already in before asking if the water’s cold. A funny “Advice of the Day” about timing, peer pressure, and inevitable discomfort.
Advice of the Day: Emergency Storage
The Sage reveals the true purpose of headwear: a hat is just a bowl that follows you around. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about preparedness, pockets, and poor storage decisions.
Advice of the Day: Emergency Cooking
The Sage offers wildly impractical kitchen wisdom: if your oven breaks, tape a chicken to the radiator. A hilarious “Advice of the Day” about cooking, confidence, and ignoring common sense.
Advice of the Day: Emotional Awareness
The Sage offers dangerously honest advice: when someone is crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut. A hilariously awkward “Advice of the Day” about empathy, timing, and bad trims.
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