The Sage advises: “If a swarm of bees chases you, just tell them you’re not a flower.” Utterly useless, completely hilarious, and very much on brand.
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Advice of the Day: Swim Buddy System
The Wise Sage shares his latest survival tip: swim with a friend to cut your chances of shark attack by 50%! A humorous take on the buddy system with just a hint of moral flexibility. Witty, wise, and only mildly terrifying.
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