Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on gym memberships by installing revolving doors at home.” A gloriously impractical fitness tip that guarantees a full-body workout, mild dizziness, and a lifetime of neighbours wondering why you never quite make it outside.
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Advice of the Day: The Free Workout
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Save money on gym memberships by running late for everything.” This hilariously impractical fitness plan replaces treadmills with tardiness, proving that true cardio training can be achieved through sheer panic, missed buses, and the fear of disappointing everyone.
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