Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Always win at hide and seek by moving house during the game.” A wonderfully impractical tip that transforms a simple childhood game into an Olympic-level feat of evasion, perfect for those who prize victory over convenience.
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Advice of the Day: Key Security
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “Never lose your keys by welding them to your car.” This brilliantly impractical tip ensures key security at the expense of convenience — perfect for those who value peace of mind over practicality, and don’t mind explaining themselves to strangers.
Advice of the Day: Mirror ID
Today’s Advice of the Day from The Sage: “When asked for ID, show them a mirror and say, ‘This is me.’” Absurdly practical and philosophically questionable, this tip saves you from carrying ID — unless you count carrying a mirror everywhere as an inconvenience.
Advice of the Day — DIY Immersive Experience
A DIY “immersive experience” with a comic twist: pour sand on your living room floor, play seagull noises and call it a beach holiday. The Sage proves you don’t need VR to feel transported.
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